"Thank you for the introduction, and welcome to the Roscoe Wind Farm! Here at the Roscoe Wind Farm, we hold the record for both the largest capacity of a wind farm and the highest amount of turbines! With 627 high powered turbines, we are able to churn out over 780 megawatts of energy daily! Wind energy is the answer to America's energy crisis! With a more ecological and-"
*BOP!*
Gezora silences the overeager professor with a quick bop on the head.
"I'm sorry, I got a bit carried away! I'm just so proud of what we've accomplished here. Another great aspect of this wind farm is that it shall serve as the arena to two amazing fiters! One is a giant kay-joo, am I saying that right? A giant plant monster named Biollante. The other competitor in tonight's bout is a robot who used to go by the name Air Man. He now goes by the moniker Zephyrus, and has quite a few upgrades! Well, this seems like it will be exciting! Due mostly to the setting, the Roscoe Wind Farm, located in beautiful-"
Ok, enough of that guy. Like he said, Zephyrus shall be fiting Biollante. Zephyrus will be bringing his Ultima Weapon to the battle, a sword powered by the souls of 6 of his fallen robot brothers. Biollante has brought an assistant, a spacecraft from the planet Mars! These two fought a while back as Air Man and the Necronomitron, let's see which one of these fiters is superior now! It's monster vs. machine here tonight folks! Zephyrus and Biollante, prepare to Fite Yer' Mate!
This fite is ON!!!
Biollante's tendrils shoot out towards Zephyrus as the martian spacecraft hovers above. Zephyrus easily dodges the tendrils, slicing a few off with his sword as he runs towards the giant kaiju. Biollante roars in pain as tendrils are lopped off, and the spacecraft is quick to react. From the antenna atop the UFO a heat ray is fired. Zephyrus tries to dodge the ray, but the mechanical spaceship has a lot better aim than a massive plant monster. Zephyrus can feel his circuits melting, but he quickly aims his fan up towards the martian spacecraft and sends a blast of wind upwards.
Wind turbines around the farm spin so fast their blades snap off. The spacecraft itself struggled to hover in place, but the tornado from the robot's chest is too powerful. The spacecraft is blown away, but one of Biollante's tendrils quickly grabs it to prevent it from being blown out of the farm. Zephyrus uses the distraction of the tornado to close the distance between himself and the massive monster. Once he gets in close, Zephyrus begins to run the blade around the base of Biollante.
Another painful roar accompanies the next action of Biollante. The beast begins to lean forward onto the robot master, putting all of its weight onto the much smaller robot. Zephyrus tries to flee, but he is not quick enough. The kaiju's entire weight comes down on him, and his chassis groans under the pressure. Zephyrus does take the moment to jab his opponent with both the Ultima Weapon and his claw arm though. Zephyrus does manage to hurt his much bigger opponent, but he is still being utterly destroyed by the weight of the monster.
So once again, the robot relies on his fan. The fan starts spinning faster and faster, but it is dented from the crushing weight of the kaiju. It won't be able to generate enough wind power to lift Biollante!
"Oh my! It looks like it might already be over! That robot with the fan in its chest has been under the beast for quite a long time, and I can't see it getting the plant thing off of it! Actually, I'm curious. How does that robot's power work? Perhaps we can recycle its fan and use it to power the turbines here..."
Zephyrus realizes he will not be able to get the monster off of him, so he does the next best thing. Zephyrus begins tunneling out from underneath Biollante. Using his claw for quick digging, Zephyrus is able to swiftly get him out from under the beast's weight. Biollante tries to pull herself back up to resume fiting, but Zephyrus is able to hop up onto Biollante's head before she is all the way up. Ultima Weapon slams deep into the monster's head, but she seems unaffected! Zephyrus continues his assault on Biollante's head, but the attacks don't seem to be killing the plant.
Biollante reaches up with its tendrils, but Zephyrus has no trouble slicing those off. Soon, though, the martian spacecraft has reentered the battle! The heat ray of the UFO opens fire once more, warming the robot to critical temperatures. Unfortunately, the heat ray is not quite perfect in its trajectory, so Biollante is also hit by it. The kaiju erupts into flames and begins to desperately try to pat out the fire, but it is mostly plant, so it just ends up spreading the fire to the rest of its body.
Zephyrus leaps off of the kaiju and onto the spacecraft, slicing the antenna off to stop the ray. As Biollante struggles to put out the flames, Zephyrus begins stabbing into the martian spaceship with his blade. The spaceship tries to shake the robot master off, but Zephyrus digs his claw into the ship so he doesn't fall off. Biollante begins using its tendrils productively, lifting large chunks of dirt onto its body to put out the flames.
"No! It's digging up the ground! Careful of the wiring! Don't mess up the turbines! God help you if you mess with my turbines!"
After Biollante is caked in soil and free of flames, she aims her massive head towards the battle going on in the sky. Zephyrus had all but destroyed the spacecraft, which was now useless without its antenna. Biollante opens her mouth and vomits up a disgusting sap. The radioactive sap makes contact with the spacecraft and begins dissolving it. When Zephyrus realizes this, he begins trying to pull both Ultima Weapon and his claw from the ship. He is only able to remove one.
Zephyrus is forced to abandon the Ultima Weapon as he leaps to safety. The sap begins disintegrating the ship, and parts of Ultima Weapon melt into a metal slurry. Zephyrus is bereft of his sword, but even worse for him: He is bereft of the assistance of his brothers' souls.
Zephyrus looks at his much larger opponent. His fan was dented and now only able to conjure smaller winds. His claw could do damage, but the kaiju had a healing factor, which was already healing the burns and the slashes from his earlier assault. The head didn't appear to be its weakness, but there was something that looked like a heart in its center...
But how could he harm it?
"Well, everyone, it appears that robot is screwed. He has no weapon and his body is terribly dented. It makes me wonder how he even could take down such a- Hey! Stop that! DON'T TOUCH THE TURBINES!!!"
Zephyrus has used his claw to snip one of the wind turbine's bases! Due to his robotic strength, Zephyrus has no issue holding the felled turbine like it is a weapon. For a big opponent, you need a big weapon!
Zephyrus's charge towards Biollante is accompanied by the beginnings of a rainstorm.
"That terrible machine destroyed my wind farm. I don't want to do this anymore. And now it's raining too! Rain to accompany my sorrow. So much work... LOST! I guess it also makes this fite dramatic or something. Who cares.. This will cost so much to fix..."
Our announcer may be bummed, but this battle is getting intense! Zephyrus continues shearing off vines with the turbine's sharp blades. The spacecraft, now almost completely dissolved, tries one last desperate charge, but gets batted away by the turbine. After the robot master's home-run hit, the spacecraft can take no more and shatters into a bunch of tiny pieces.
Biollante begins to ready more radioactive sap for regurgitation in hopes of stopping Zephyrus's charge, but she is not quick enough. Zephyrus has reached the kaiju's heart, and rams one of the turbine's blades into it.
Biollante roars, now feeling a pain more intense than any other. The plant loses its coloration, and Biollante begins to wilt. Zephyrus pulls the turbine out of the heart and rams another one of the blades in. Biollante roars again, the radioactive sap she had tried to ready earlier now dripping down from her jaws. Parts of the sap fall onto Zephyrus below, and the robot master is forced to let go of his weapon. The sap begins eating as his metallic body, but luckily the rain is able to wash it off before it could do any lethal damage.
Biollante's vines shoot up around the heart, the many tendrils now blocking the path to her biggest weakness.
Zephyrus could not get to the turbine now, and he briefly considers chopping another down, but he didn't need it. Biollante was weakened. All he had to do was get in a killer blow.
Zephyrus reaches into his fan, trying his best to straighten the dented blades. When he finishes, his claw plunges into the ground and pulls out wires. Accompanied by the sound of a professor fainting, Zephyrus begins cutting the wires and wiring them into his own system. Zephyrus turns to the wind farm and begins spinning his fan blades. Soon, the largest tornado he has ever created shoots out and hits the wind farm. The turbines begin spinning faster than they were built to handle, sending surges of electricity into the robot. As more and more charge flows into him, the tornado gets larger and stronger.
Wind turbines are blown off the farm, while some dangled in the air by the wires that barely held them to the earth. Zephyrus begins to turn around, aiming his tornado at Biollante.
Biollante's body begins to be pushed back by the cyclonic winds. The monster digs its vines into the ground, hoping to keep its bearings in the dirt. The entirety of the beast's energy is devoted to trying to keep itself from flying away, and the heart in the middle is now unprotected. Zephyrus begins slowly walking towards it, struggling to maintain the massive vortex that shot out of his center.
Zephyrus is able to get within arm's reach of the turbine. He reaches out slowly, grasping the turbine in his arms. He begins to twist it in the heart, trying to drive Biollante past the point of no return.
Nathan Cardinal wakes up to see his wind farm utterly destroyed. He does spare a glance towards Zephyrus and Biollante though, and sees the critical moment.
"I guess this fite is almost over... That plant monster can't protect itself... Wait, I heard a snap! I think one of the fan robot's fan blades broke! KARMA!!! THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR WRECKING MY FARM!!!"
A fan blade does indeed snap, causing the vortex to spin wildly out of control. Zephyrus is blown back by the force of his own winds, but he is quickly caught by one of Biollante's tendrils. The kaiju weakly looks down at its opponent, almost all of its strength sapped by the damage it has taken. But there is one thing that makes Biollante unique. Within the mind of the beast is the soul of a former Zoofighter. The Martian, who lost its battle in Zoofights, who lost its battle in Fite Yer' Mates, now had a chance to claim a victory in the arena. Even if the body is weak, the spirit is willing.
With a surge of unexplainable strength, Biollante pulls Zephyrus up to her face. Tendrils grab both arms and both legs of the robot and pull. The limbs are torn from the robot's body, but before the robot can fall back to the ground, Biollante reaches out with its jaws and bites down. The thousands of teeth in its jaw make quick work of the blue robot.
"Well, I guess that giant plant monster wins the match. But at what cost? We've lost many good machines here tonight... MY TURBINES! I BETTER GET COMPENSATION FOR MY GODDAMN TURBINES!!!"
*BOP!*
Gezora's tentacle hits Nathan again, this time knocking the professor back into unconsciousness.
Hey, Gezora hasn't been hurt in this arena! How do you feel about this Gezora?
But Gezora! Don't you know flying a kite in a rainstorm is dangerous! Lightning could strike the kite!
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Ok, I guess it doesn't always strike kites in rainstorms...
Goodnight everybody! This has been Fite Yer' Mates's Arena Fites Week!
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